that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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