I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
