this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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