i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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