So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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