Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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