One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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