a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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