is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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