i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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