dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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