if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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