im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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