sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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