naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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