watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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