bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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