Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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