p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
did you just send me my own nude
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The ass gains better be worth it
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