you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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