I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The feeling are messing with the penis
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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