M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just found puke in my bra..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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