If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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