He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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