I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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