Sry I called you an 8
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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