Do vagina's smell?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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