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I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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