I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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