What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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