Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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