so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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