I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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