glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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