come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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