seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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