Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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