even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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