jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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