if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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