just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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