she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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