bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wish i was in the wii world.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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