Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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