Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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