you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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