Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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