where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Porn is love you can see.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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