I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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