Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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