why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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