I got chris browned last night
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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